Eleventh Flair - Video - Dear Vatheon...

[prominence_glow]

[Locked from Isa and Demyx]

[Well, hello there, Vatheon. Guess what little brat is apparently in the park, juggling a ball of ice from hand to hand? And his fingers aren't frozen off. Awesome.]

Heya, Vat. Got a little question for ya. I mean, it's not like I need to know or anything, because I'm pretty cool like that, but hey, all these people from different worlds, might as well ask! Right?

I was just wondering how you guys would go about a really good date. That's all.

[Filtered to Isa and Demyx]

You guys realize I haven't gone on a date with either of you yet, right? What the hell?

[Filtered to Selphie]

So. Are you still annoyed at me?

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OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, LEA? [Video/Private]

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[PING. You have the Dating Guru's attention.]

Date ideas? Kid, you've come to right place. I used to be a major ladies man before I got engaged; I got a million great date ideas.

You gotta adjust your date to the person and/or people--I didn't know you could do that until like... three weeks ago, bro--you're going with.

[Foreign concept for three people much? In all his years of experience, he'd never heard of three people dating until a few weeks ago.]

Do you have anything in common? I mean... You could do what everyone else is doing and go to that carnival, but... Who wants to go on a normal, run of the mill date?

I suggest something much more exciting. Half of Vath's there, so that leaves the rest of the city pretty empty.

[Video/Private] I REGRET NOTHING

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

Exciting, huh?

<sub>[Why did you have to encourage him? Why? His brain is instantly going to all the illegal hijinks he and Isa and Demyx could do.

But trying to break into the church is probably not a good first date idea. The third, sure, but not the first.</sub>

Well, let's say that three people are involved. How do ya juggle that?

[Video/Private]

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Hey, as a master thief, he can't deny~ He's had his share of troublemaking experiences.]

Three? Well... I've never been on a three person date, but I'm guessing it's a delicate balance of shared time. Y'know, treat 'em both like they're the best things to ever walk in your life.

Sooooo, any exciting ideas for where you'll go?

[Video/Private]

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

Man, that's the issue. I mean, Isa 'n' me have been together for practically forever. That woulda been easy.

The third party things makes it confusing. Maybe I'll figure out a normal place and just spice it up...

[Video/Private]

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure. Hey, it's hard enough with one. Let alone more. [He grins.]

... Well, are you looking for more... romance or fun? That makes a huuuuge difference.

[Video/Private]

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

Well... I guess romance? Since it's pretty much the first date with all three of us.

_{[He's trying so hard to sound flippant, like this isn't a big deal at all~ and he's not panicking or anything~.]}

[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

Would you believe me if I said I have no idea what you'd wanna do?

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

Then we're even.

If it was just Isa, I'd have a good idea, but you're throwing a whole barrel of monkeys into this thing!

[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

Eh? How?

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

What if I took you two to a fancy restaurant or something and you burst out swearing?

_{[He'll never forget, Demyx. Never.]}

[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

You know I'm not like that!

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

How can we be so sure, Demyx? Never took you for doing ridiculous stuff like that before, but bam!

My world was shattered. I think I'm still reeling from it after all this time.

[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

I was just having a little fun. ...Besides, I rarely say things like that.

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

I bet.

But seriously, three people in one date. I don't suppose you're used to doin' that sort of thing?

[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

Nope, just one-on-one.

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

...I get this weird niggling suspicion that you aren't catching onto the issue here.

[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

_{[Hey, let's make this conversation horrible.]}

If Xigbar were here we could just double-date. Except... Quad-date or whatever.

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

...That's it, I'm breaking up with you.

[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

Eurk! I was kidding!

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

Why would you even joke about that!?

[dystopiadreams.livejournal.com]

...hmm...

I guess since Isa's back it means you're not gonna be a jerk anymore, right?

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

_{[dkglaskgaGAH. He's still getting blamed for this!? Lea has to bite down on his tongue so he doesn't say anything and just nods.]}

[dystopiadreams.livejournal.com]

*But Selphie's hardly one to hold a grudge and she giggles*

I was finding sprinkles in my hair for days!~

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

_{[This is so confusion. Girls are so confusing. But Lea'll roll with it.]}

Duh, that's the point of an ice cream fight! Besides, I had to take like a thousand baths before I didn't feel like a walking sticky disaster.

[dystopiadreams.livejournal.com]

*It's just Selphie - so just go with it! She's just being a girl - uh huh! She giggled again*

Aww - but that's kinda gross.

*A more genuine, very concerned voice took over*

How are you?