Lea

AHAHAHAHAHA I DID IT I DID IT!!!

[Wow, someone sure is happy today. Someone else is holding Lea's SFC, which leaves him free to... Oh, he's dancing on air. Literally. As in, he is near the ledge of a tall building, literally with nothing beneath his feet.

But anyone with sharp eyes might be able to notice how, every time Lea 'lands', something seems to ripple beneath his feet.]

I freakin' mastered Protect and modified it and now I practiced and can do a new thing and me and Isa are okay again and I think I have a restaurant and I swear I saw Lily's name again on the SFC and Arden is growing up quick and the Chocobos are happy and EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL! I love you guys, Vatheon! I love you so freakin' much, the world is great and-!

[Whatever magic fun time was beneath his feet suddenly seems to give way, because Lea yelps and falls to his death!

...Okay, no, he doesn't, but he does disappear from the screen for a few seconds. There's a loud and alarmed WARRRRK! near the speakers. Yes, it is a Chocobo holding the SFC. A few steps are taken forward, but then Lea is scrambling back into view and over the ledge of the rooftop. He flops onto the ground... and bursts into laughter. Rolls around a bit for good measure.]

I am so happy to be alive! I love life! 

[Reaching up, he yanks the SFC down a bit and grins into it.]

Roxas, Takeru, Sephiroth, Jim, Kurt- this is a fresh fish role call! How are you guys doing!?

Isa, Demyx- we need to go on a date! We need to do something stupid and awesome and wonderful and I love you guys so much!

Lily! Lily Evans! Are you there!? I'm Lea! We knew each other when you were here but then you left and you let me sleep on your couch once and you're awesome! Are you here!? I swear I'm not a freak!

[And after that... heart-felt oath, he lets go of the SFC and kind of... flops onto the ground. Yeah, he's not moving anymore.

...Don't worry, he's still alive.]